Claire is really good at inventing games, especially when those games involve getting drunk and throwing cushions or a child’s ball at each other, while yelling. The first time I met her was the first time I met about a million other people, too, but she was the only one Kevin Hannifan told me to make out with when he took a break from triple-kissing people at a bar to call the house.
The first time I met Swifty in person he was wearing a hat too small for his head. The first time we spoke on the computer he referenced a B52s song. Sometimes I throw pillows and canned peaches at him.
I asked him what he thought of smoking pole, and he said someone should douse that slav.
We enjoy many of the same things, even if most of those things will eventually kill us, through cirrhosis, or cancer, or impalement on a church steeple. I feel as though our own separate neuroses about life and living it will bounce favorably off of each other, leading to a loud, drunken, celebratory conversation in the middle of a bar, after which, everyone will be pissed at us. The only thing left to decide, as far as I’m concerned, is to figure out whose friends we’re going to end up alienating.
Kathryn put me up in Manhattan on short notice, and showed me how to make italian soda, which I then probably ruined by immediately making it into a mixed drink. She will not garrotte you in your sleep, and is polite about explaining how large cities work to nervous townies. Also, my mother told me that I should marry her.
MC Copulation throws the illest of all rhymes. One day we will go hot pants shopping together.
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